July 2008
5 posts
Breaking News: Presidential Fitness Test scandal
Taking a cue from the Abu Graib detainees, overweight children around the country have filed suit against George W. Bush, claiming the “Presidential Fitness Test” tantamount to torture.
One of the plaintiffs, known only as Charles, agreed to speak to our Amanda Congdon, who is heading the investigative report.
When asked what his most painful experience was, Charles, age 11, took a...
Spain.
Ah, yes. The glorious nation of Espana is victorious (I don’t know how to tilde on an American keyboard.)
The great victory over Germany finally cements the “perennial underachievers” as a force to be reckoned with. Hopefully this will bring La Liga some much deserved respect.